WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A pair of aspiring home owners have today spoken to The Advocate about the weird predicament they find themselves in.
Ashley Martin and James Wilson from our town’s Betoota Ponds district have explained that they weirdly have landed on wanting interest rates to stay high.
“Yeah, we actually want to pay more money to the bank,” sighed Ashley.
“Because that means we’ll pay less to whoever the fuck is gouging us for a 2 bedroom one bathroom apartment in the French Quarter.”
After saving up a tad over 6 figures over the better part of a decade, the pair of young more than full time employees explained that they are worried the finish line might shift again.
“We’ve just got enough to get something with 2 bedrooms, which we obviously need to go to the next stage in our life,” explained James.
“And we are looking at a multitude of places every fucking weekend and getting out bid.”
“I’m sure we are not far off landing something.”
“But if interest rates go down, well then house prices will go back up.”
“And sure our serviceability might be better, but then the prices will have moved away from us again.”
“It’s just a complete and utter fucking shit show.”
“I’m over it.”
Ashley confirmed the sentiment.
More to come.
