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The hunt is on!
Across the state in Queensland today, Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk has given the Katter boys free rein to deal with the 185 people missing from quarantine today.
The Premier declared open season for the Kings of the Deep North this morning after it was revealed that 185 people who were supposed to be self quarantining had lied to Queensland Police, and their whereabouts were currently unknown.
Another, 125 people had reportedly left their addresses and left Queensland during the quarantine period.
Queensland Police said a total of 387 people supposedly self quarantining had raised concerns.
While the police are desperately trying to track down the deadshits who lied during a global pandemic because they don’t want to be moderately inconvenienced, the Premier has decided to call in the big guns.
“I have told Robbie and Bob that it’s open season,” Palaszczuk explained this morning.
“If these fuckwits wanna play games, well it’s time for me to get the best in the business onto them.”
“I’ve asked them not to shoot to kill, to just bring these idiots down so we can sort them out.”
The Advocate contacted Bob this morning to ascertain his whereabouts.
Speaking on a burner phone just outside of Gympie this morning, Bob explained that him and Robbie would sort the issue you out.
“It’s not under control now. But it will be shortly,” said Bob in an unusually succinct and to the point response.
“My staffers have contacted the relevant publicans and CWA branches and we are in the process of locating them all.”
“The Adler’s sitting on my lap as we speak, and we are moments away from sighting our first target.”
“Talk to ya soon.”
The line then went dead.
More to come.
