ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Columnist and television presenter Andrew Bolt has reaffirmed his position as the sussest possible cunt in Australia media this week after making some largely inappropriate comments about the St Kevin’s College controversy.
Bolt, who has a proven track record of defending the acts of pedophiles, explained that this particular child predator associated with the Melbourne private school wasn’t wholly to blame from the incident explored by the ABC’s Four Corners programme on Monday.
Nevertheless, Bolt has made sure nobody else on the media landscape is susser than he is by making those comments.
The softly-spoken South Australian spoke to The Advocate via telephone this morning where he went on to detail why being a fucking sus cunt is important to him.
“To be a sus cunt is to be divine,” he said.
“No, you see when I make comments like this, people like you give me oxygen. Oxygen is life. When I say these things, people like you react. My name is spoken, people read my articles and they get even angrier,”
“What’s so suss about defending a pedophile? Get over yourselves,”
“The cycle is unchanging. There’s going to be a think piece on me tomorrow on some generic online news website that people with thumbs up and write spiteful comment under. It’s just more oxygen for me. Every time you say my name, I live on. The best thing is you people can’t stop saying my name and getting angry. I’m going to live forever.”
After making those incredibly suss comments, Bolt hung up the phone.
The Advocate reached out to a number of other sus cunts in Australian media for comment but were told our organisation would be blacklisted for even mentioning their names out loud.
More to come.
