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The Australian Prime Minister has once again rushed to back the President of America.
However, this time around, he’s done so in a way that the majority of the country can get around.
Rather than simply supporting a global super power illegally attacking a sovereign nation, Albo has actually condemned both sides of the conflict.
“Yeah, I’ve had it with these dopey cunts too,” said Albanese in the wake of Trump’s pre-flight F-bomb last night.
“These fucking clowns should stop bombing each other and just get on with their lives.”
Albanese’s strong comments follow Trump telling reporters overnight that Iran and Israel don’t know what the fuck they are doing.
The visible frustration from the genius who was supposed to solve the whole thing in 24 hours, comes despite a ceasefire between Israel and Iran holding for now.
It’s unknown if and how long the ceasefire might last for, but the Australian Prime Minister says he hopes it’s permanent.
“Fuck me dead aye,” said Albanese.
“This is the last thing anyone needs.”
“Fucking gee up.”
“Sort yourselves out fellas.”
More to come.
