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William Chester-Coleman (28) has never had a problem picking up in the real world.
Standing at an affable 6ft4, sporting blue eyes and the kind of Prince Charming haircut that screams “I go on skiing holidays in Aspen every year”, Will often attracted the attention of members of the opposite sex, plus a few of the same sex.
But now that his generation finds it generally uncool to approach potential suitors in public, and most dating occurs online, Will’s struggled to get much traction on the dating apps he’s running on his iPhone.
But after sharing one beer in the office with a few of his colleagues, and participating in the classic “Show us your dating profile, I’ll give you tips” chat from some female colleagues, Will’s found out he’s been doing it all wrong this whole time.
“Yuck! Why do you have ‘Liberal’ on here?” squealed one colleague Samantha.
“Bro that’s a mad red flag, only weirdos would list their political thoughts on Hinge, it’s not your voting card” cackled another.
“I always thought it was better to be honest on these things,” Will fired back to a chorus of laughter, “it’s not really who I am, more just a general picture!”
However after taking the advice from his colleagues, The Advocate is proud to report that Will has been swimming in matches ever since his little profile renovation, so much so that he’s booked out every night next week.
“It’s crazy, I had no idea it would affect my profile that much. Plus my new matches are way more eclectic than they used to be, feels good to not be dating girls from North Betoota Grammar.”
“I’m talking to girls with red hair, girls with blue hair, I’ve got a date next week with a girl who identifies as a rabbit, she says she’s going to teach me things!”
More to come.
