EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
A woman who agreed to meet her finance bro hubby for lunch has found herself playing a little game of ‘Where’s Waldo’ today, having been unable to spot him in the sea of puffer vests and RMs milling about the front of the food court.
Due to the weather getting cooler, finance bros all around the nation can be seen sporting their favourite fairweather wardrobe capsule – a long sleeve collar shirt (either white or light blue), a pair of chinos, RM boots, and of course, the humble puffer vest.
Which is usually Patagonia or its cheaper counterpart, the Mac Pac.
Unfortunately for Jean Dempsey, 31, this means that spotting her husband during the lunch rush is virtually impossible, especially considering he’s also the most generic looking white dude ever.
“His phone’s all fucked, so all he could say was that he’d be near Hungry Jacks”, Jean tells our reporter, who ducked into the CBD to get some overpriced chicken avo sushi, “but I’ve been standing here for ten minutes now and I can’t find him.”
“Every time I think I’ve spotted him, it’s just some other dark haired, 5’10 white guy.”
More to come.
