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Climate scientists are once again reeling after a pair of local property owners have landed a nother body blow.

The blow comes in the form of an aggressive Facebook status posted by John, of John And Sherryl, which completely refutes what the account refers to as ‘Global Warming.’

Having seemingly missed the memo that society has moved on to ‘Climate Change’ as the description for severe weather events and long term changes in the climate to describe the greatest threat mankind has ever faced, John took to the iPad today to offer up a few facts.

Enjoying another day of retirement thanks to an underclass of people who can’t afford to purchase their own homes because they don’t work hard enough and didn’t grow up in a time when you could purchase a house off the back of a year or two’s salary, John said he’s had enough of people trying to spin extreme weather events to fit the inner-city greenies agenda.

“So much for a global warming aye,” he began.

“Fucking pissed down all over the Eastern Seaboard this weekend,” he continued referencing the flooding large parts of NSW and Queensland are experiencing after the horrific summer of drought and bushfires.

“But hey, they planet’s supposed to warming up and we are all going to die aren’t we,” said the man who can understand negative gearing and franking credits but can’t seem to grasp basic climate science as verified by 99% of scientists regarding changing weather patterns.

“I’m not going on about Global Cooling cause it’s bloody raining am I.”

“Bloody hell,” he sighed.

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