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A marvellous appearing act dazzled crowds in Betoota Heights this week as a skip hired by Ian Pervis (48) has magically filled with everyone else’s shit, again.
The owner of a hoarder-enabling property that features two sheds and a garage, Pervis periodically ends up with dusty shelves crammed with more items than he could ever use, even if they weren’t 100% junk.
It is for this reason that Pervis often needs to purge his storage spaces and requires a hired skip to do so.
Aside from the satisfaction that comes from making your garage car-friendly again, Pervis also loves the wonder of rising in the morning to discover his skip has filled with other people’s shit like mushrooms arising after rain.
“Woah! Everyone is messy as me, they just don’t want to admit it!” stated Pervis as he gazed in awe at his now full skip.
“They probably don’t want to pay for it either. Actually, that’s definitely why.”
“Wait a minute, who threw a TV with an in-built VHS in here? They don’t make these anymore, they could be worth something…I can do this up I reckon, that’s going in shed one.”
MORE TO COME.
