EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A melanin challenged woman has this week been reminded that she’s a disgusting creature, after attempting to buy a new foundation at Mecca Cosmetics.
It’s alleged Becca Maxwell [26] had been saving money by coasting by on the several Mecca foundation samples she’d collected at the French Quarter and Betoota Ponds stores, when she decided it was finally time to stop being a tight arse and actually buy something.
But unfortunately, as she’d perused the aisles and tried some of the normal skin colours, such as ‘cashew’, ‘chai latte’, ‘almond’ and the 50 other delicious food related names, Becca could not find a single colour to match her pale tone – with even the palest of shades looking tan in comparison to her corpse like flesh.
That was of course until she stumbled upon ‘Too Faced Born This Way ‘Underbelly Of A Dead Fish’ foundation.
And alas, it was the perfect match.
Feeling slightly ashamed as she shuffled towards the counter, Becca made sure to grab one of Too Faced’s ‘Just Orgasmed From Being Fingered In The Food Aisle’ blushes on the way to help bring some colour to her pallid face.
More to come.
