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A straight guy at a predominantly female Pilates class is doing an amazing job at killing the positive and supportive vibe today.
Finance broker Jared Clayton (34) claims he was challenged to attend the Pilates class by his “annoying girlfriend”.
“She said I wouldn’t last 20 minutes in a Pilates class.”
“I found it cute so I decided to humour myself and prove her wrong” Jared explained.
Eyewitnesses report that Jared didn’t waste time with smiles or greetings upon arrival.
“I had to get into the zone, I needed to remind these ladies what focus looks like.”
Within minutes, neighbours in the business next door to the Pilates studios reported that they heard a man grunting and breathing heavily.
“Yeah those planks can be tricky but I got through them easy” he bragged, with a red face and several veins popping out the side of his head.
Several women in the class noted that the vibe in their session was completely off now there was a straight guy straining himself to the furthest limits of human ability in his mission to dominate the class and ‘win’ at Pilates.
One woman said it felt less like a class and more like an unsolicited performance.
Jared also brought his own protein shake, which he loudly shook between sets, despite the class not involving any actual weightlifting.
He asked the instructor if there was a “more advanced version” of a pose midway through the warm-up.
By the end, he declined the cool-down stretches, saying he “doesn’t really need that stuff.”
