EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A woman who can’t seem to opt out of receiving text messages from ‘H Fong’ has decided to return fire this afternoon, by spamming him back with some inappropriate messages of her own, it’s reported.
Having received three text messages in the span of one day, Danica Harper, 28, tells The Advocate she’s had a gutful of the Trumpet for Patriots spam, and that she wishes she could go just 24 hours without seeing that hateful shade of yellow.
“Fuck me, how did they even get my number, the fuckers”, she says, showing our reporter a series of messages authorised by H Fong, “who is this bloke?”
“Why does he want to cut immigration by 80%? Where did they even get that figure from.”
“It’d cripple the economy.”
Upon doing some quick googling, Danica discovers H Fong is Harry Fong, a senate candidate for the Trumpet of Patriots in Brisbane, and apparently a ‘highly respected barrister.’
A highly respected barrister who has his number and email readily available on his website.
“This H Fong fella can expect an anonymous message from ‘Let Them Know’ about contracting syphilis”, she says with a laugh, “maybe a bout of Mycoplasma Genitalium too.”
“Whatver that is.”
Danica says she’ll also be booking a visit from Jehovah’s Witnesses Australia, and sending them his office address.
“Take that Fong, ya dickhead.”
More to come.
