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A loud and proud carnivore continues to insist on eating his eggs and red meat on a really ergonomically unfriendly chopping board.
Myles Rowlings (31), an avid podcast bro who often wears a “F*#k OFF VEGANS” t-shirt, says that he is simply following the tradition of his culture.
“This is what men like me do, I’d really appreciate it if you respected my culture yeah?” Myles said in a defensive tone.
Myles says that the carnivore diet, when you only eat meat and eggs as made popular by podcasters such as Joe Rogan, has completely changed his life for the better.
“Absolutely life changing, don’t listen to what these woke nutritionists have to say, this is the real deal” Myles explained while contorting his face as gas passed through him.
As for the chopping board, experts say the trend started on platforms such as tiktok.
“While the spiritual leaders of this movement are the podcasers, hyper masculine influencers on Instagram and Tiktok serve as the cardinals for this church” said Dr.Mathew Young (71), a leading sociologist.
“Men like Myles will often mimic what these influencer men do online, even seemingly pointless acts like eating off of a breadboard”
Dr. Young also noted that these behaviours are often less about dietary science and more about constructing an identity rooted in rustic stoicism.
Nutritionists, however, continue to warn that diets excluding entire food groups can carry long-term health risks if not managed properly — Myles stands defiant.
