EFFIE BATEMAN Lifestyle Contact

A fashion influencer from the French Quarter has been accused of being a hypocrite this week, after it was discovered that her partying habits involve destroying 4sqm of rainforest every weekend.

Known for her try on hauls and weekly ‘message to my yoni’, Montana Jennings [25] has always prided herself on being an ethical consumer and avoiding fast fashion at all costs, including regularly hitting out at other influencers, who dare to be sponsored by Shein.

But like many in the media landscape who’ve forged a career being righteous, it appears that Montana has finally been flown a little too close to the sun and reached a level of notoriety where all eyes are on her – as evident by a photo of her microwaving a plate covered in some fat white powder, which has been blasted on the front page of the Daily Mail.

Now being attacked for her once loyal legion of followers, Montana has been forced to post a ten part Instagram story begging for forgiveness, and assuring everyone she plans to donate all the proceeds from her sustainable clothing business to WWF.

“Oh my god guys, I had NO IDEA all of the bad stuff that comes from cocaine harvesting”, she posted tearfully, “I didn’t know it destroyed rainforests.”

“Which is really bad.”

“And of course the people dying and funding terrorism and all that stuff.”

“I’ve learnt a lot from this.”

More to come.

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