EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A local lavender scented gentleman has today done a little bit of Facebook stalking after hitting it off with a guy at his F45 gym, it’s reported.
Isaac Hearne [28] tells The Advocate that even though he was usually able to accurately guess that someone was gay with ‘90%’ accuracy, he’d met a guy today that was giving him quite a few mixed messages – but luckily, he was soon able to figure it out after some extensive research.
“Betoota’s French Quarter is similar to Surry Hills in Sydney or Teneriffe in Brisbane”, Ian explains, “as in, gay men tend to pick the prettiest parts of the city to live in.”
“So couple that with an expensive gym that has notably attractive men as the trainers?”
“Haha yeah, at least 70% of the men in these classes are gay.”
Isaac goes on further to explain that the guy’s ‘German Shepherd puppy threw him off’, but that he also noticed he usually ordered a large iced coffee at the cafe next to the studio.
“I only had a first name, so I couldn’t find him on Instagram, which would have told me everything I needed to know…and probably more.”
“However”, he says, pausing for dramatic effect, “I did find him on Facebook after going through the gym group members.”
“We have a LOT of mutual friends.”
“He’s definitely gay.”
Letting out a satisfied sigh, Isaac admits he could have probably just saved himself a lot of time by simply “playing the Grindr notification sound to see if his ears perked up.”
“I know for next time.”
More to come.
