LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Every person in a relationship has been taken down a peg today as it has been revealed that a local couple does not fight.
While attending a game of Finska, local couple Sam Fauve (28) and Jules Loop (29) completely organically mentioned how they do not fight and are therefore better than every other couple in existence.
Although their sans conflict relations may seem like the ideal coupling situation, Fauve and Loop have been encouraged to give it a go just once to see if it brings them closer together.
“You know you’re supposed to fight right,” asked one friend who has learnt everything they know about relationships from sitcoms like a normal person.
“It’s like my mum said, you should try something before you say you don’t like it.”
Trying hard to drag Fauve and Loop back into the relationship lobster cage where a lot of shacked up people reside, their mates then started bringing up controversial subjects such as division of labour and how the one who is worse at taking photos always gets the better photos taken of them.
MORE TO COME.
