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As Australia’s leading thought guru on alternative financial strategy, I’m not known for giving advice that is in any way practical.
But all that is about to change because I’ve stumbled upon an exciting and innovative new money-making strategy that is not only practical but also promises to get you rich quick.
All you have to do is spend less than you earn for the next 10, possibly 20 years!
Incredible, I know! This ground-breaking strategy came to me as an original idea while I was holidaying in Saint-Tropez, France. Restaurants there assess patrons’ affluence before deciding to serve them. Naturally, I was served. However, paying 5,000 euros just to have the privilege of sitting down to read a menu got me thinking.
If a poor middle-class person were to dine here every day, they would be spending hundreds of times more than they earn each year.
Then it dawned on me.
You’ll never get rich quick if you’re a poor middle-class person and continue to spend more money than you earn. To get rich quickly, you need to spend less than what you earn, you see?
The enormity of this concept knocked me off my throne. It’s simple yet profound.
Complex but smooth. Granted, the notion is considered unconventional in sophisticated financial societies like Australia, where poor middle-class people only know to showcase their wealth by spending more money than they earn on material possessions like designer dogs or natural babies. But that doesn’t mean it can’t work for you.
Believe me, as a financial expert, I am here to tell you that if you bring in more coins than you let fall out, consistently maintaining this practice for a decade or even two, you’ll accumulate wealth so rapidly that you won’t even notice it happening until one day you wake up with more money than Scarface had by the end of that rad montage halfway through the movie. The one filled with money printing, tigers,
cigars, bank executives, and more money printing.
The next time somebody tries to convince you there’s no rocket to the top of financial freedom, tell them they’re wrong. Tell them you got rich quick by spending less than you earned for a few years. Ten or twenty at the most.
Best of luck.
