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A 36 year old male accountant can’t help but eavesdrop on online celebrity gossip he has no business knowing about.

Andrew Harper (36) is far from a celebrity worshipper, but ever since he hopped on TikTok, he’s found himself knowing way too much about Australian influencer politics.

The second round of Anna and Atis Paul drama has inundated Andrew’s feed—he insists that he has absolutely zero interest in any of this Gen Z shit.

Despite his attempts to feign apathy, it seems his algorithm cannot hide the truth.

While making a cup of tea in the office kitchen, he couldn’t help but take his time to eavesdrop on the two new girls talking about Anna Paul’s mass unfollowing.

Atis Paul’s former partner, Michaela Testa, who dropped a tell-all two-and-a-half-hour exposé video calling out the Paul family, has left the Australian TikTok community stunned, including the occasional thirty-something-year-old man who has no business knowing about this stuff.

“No, I don’t care about Anna Paul!” Andrew exclaimed.

“I just find it interesting how many people are unfollowing her because of her toxic behaviour and her brother’s actions.”

Despite taking four minutes to make his tea while both girls gave their two cents about the drama, Andrew is adamant that he’s way too old to care about this stuff.

“This stuff is so dumb. I can’t believe people get so invested in these people—it’s actually sad,” Andrew scoffed while rechecking Anna Paul’s TikTok follower count.

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