Fears Of An Imminent World War And Global Recession Soothed By The Resurgence Of Josh Hartnett
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As three continents bubble on the brink of full-scale military conflicts, and Wall Street desperately holds off on another financial crisis with white...
Swifties Launch First Strike Against ISIL Targets In Northern Iraq Amid Concert Terror Threats
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The Swifties have reportedly conducted a coordinated strike on Islamic State targets in Northern Iraq on Friday, following the...
Kamala Harris Strengthens Rural Vote By Choosing VP Who Looks Like A Disgraced Western NSW Mayor
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The presumptive 2024 Democrat candidate and current Vice President of the USA, Kamala Harris has finally chosen her running mate for the November...
British PM Urges Premier League To The Bring 2024 Season Forward A Week To Distract These Morons
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The UK Prime Minister has promised “swift criminal sanctions” for anyone who has taken part in the violent riots that have broken out...
Kamala Harris Hopes To Win Over Black Voters By Selecting Baltimore Democrat Tommy Carcetti As VP
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As of Monday morning, Kamala Harris is now the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee for the 2024 US Election.
This comes after the incumbent President...
Like This Post If You Think Sydney Sweeney Should Be The Next President Of The United States
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As the race to the Whitehouse becomes to heat up, The Betoota Advocate has decided to break it's strict apolitical position and put...
Senior Democrats Reportedly ‘Sweating’ On Results Of A Facebook Poll From Sydney’s Daily Telegraph
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A growing number of senior Democrats - including Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, and Steny Hoyer - are reportedly 'sweating' today, as they wait...
Australian Cooker Suddenly Knows A Lot About This Black Woman He’d Never Heard Of Yesterday
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81-year-old US President Joe Biden has officially declared that it would be in the best interests of the Democratic Party, and the American...
Joe Biden To Quit Politics And Spend A Year Or Two Living In London While He’s Still Young
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Joe Biden has dramatically quit the race for president, bowing to pleas from key political allies who are worried he doesn't have what...
Someone Older Also A Better Option
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Despite his disastrous debate performance, and several career-defining gaffes over the last 24 hours - President Joe Biden has insisted that he's staying...
