Soft On China Already: Albo Orders Spring Rolls Over Potato Scallop At Servo Bain Marie
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Just a couple of weeks into his Prime Ministership, Anthony Albanese is under fire.
In his first few weeks in the top job,...
Confused Jakartan Hairdresser Shrugs Before Giving Australian Tourist A Set Of Corn Rows
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A downtown Jakartan hairdresser has been thrown a curveball today after a random Australian tourist rolled into his store.
Owner of a hairdressing...
Albanese Strengthens Ties With Indonesia By Meeting President Widodo In Traditional Outfit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has today made good on his promise to try and repair Australia's standing on the world stage.
After a...
“Why Do You Worship These Rich Women Who Do Nothing” Says Mum Mid-Way Through Platinum Jubilee
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local Monarchist, Julie Petrie (57, Myer Perfume) has once again lashed out the shallow interests of her two daughters today, after overhearing yet...
Paddington Bear Named In Jeffrey Epstein Flight Logs A Day After Platinum Jubilee Appearance
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Buckingham Palace is dealing with a PR bombshell this morning, after revelations emerged overnight about a notable figure's suspect behaviour.
Less than a...
Americans Obviously Not Backing Themselves In A Punch On
CLYDE OVERELL III | Foreign Affairs | CONTACT
Once again, America is on track to register more mass shootings than days in the calendar year, after a series of...
Royal Photographers Grab The Queen From Madame Tussauds Ahead Of Platinum Jubilee Portrait
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Buckingham Palace photographers have today faced a mad scramble, after leaving an important job until the last minute.
With the eve of Queen Elizabeth...
Albo Starts Friday Beers Group Chat With Biden And Rusty To Lock In Rabbitohs In LA Season Opener
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has leaned into some schooner diplomacy this afternoon, mustering the courage to follow up with Joe Biden...
Australia Enjoys Another Peaceful Day Under Oppressive Gun Control Regime
Due to the nation’s controversial and oppressive gun restrictions, no one has died as a result of a mass-shooting from an automatic or semi-automatic...
Random Souths Guy Spotted At Major Diplomatic Meeting
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In a world-first, a Random Souths Guy has been spotted at a huge international meeting today.
The spotting of the infamous sporting character...
