Tech startup inundated with job applications after offering one small perk
28 April, 2016. 16:45
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THEY DIGITALLY PRINT anything you want onto dog raincoats - an industry without a monopoly until...
PM wishes Peter Dutton and Scott Morrison could go one day without fucking up
28 April, 2016. 13:34
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MALCOLM TURNBULL SPENT THIS morning sitting back in his chair, tossing a Turf King as close to...
Local Mum Knows She Has The Dream Tuckshop Manager Role If She Wants It
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In breaking news, local mother of three Kimberly Seeto is set to be offered the undesirable job of tuckshop convenor at the...
Pig of a man prefers downloading audiobooks instead of reading
28 April, 2016. 10:34
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SOME OF HIS MATES have start squealing like a pig whenever he enters a room.
Close friends...
Coffee Club Refuses To Stop Serving Complimentary Chicken-Salt-Chips With Breakfast
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After 26 years in operation, and nearly sixteen different 'rebrands' - the Australian coffeehouse-style café chain, The Coffee Club is still insisting on...
QLD Election: ALP Under Pressure To Build Another Roller-Coaster Inside The Myer Centre
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Brisbane Lord Mayor Graham Quirk has today admitted that the River City was far cooler when it had an operational roller-coaster inside the...
Baby Boomer Again Forced To Confront Own Mortality After Another Fucking Rock Star Dies
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IT ONLY SEEMED LIKE yesterday when 56-year-old retired banker Richard Cullens was sitting in the back of his father's...
A Book About Tara Brown’s Traumatic Experience Kidnapping Lebanese Kids Hits Stores
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IN A BID TO CLAW back some of the ransom money paid for the freedom of Tara Brown and...
DEFQON1 Music Festival Secures Funding From Federal Government
21 April, 2016. 14:05
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The notorious DEFQON.1 music festival has been forced to alter its Sydney line up in order to receive...
Report concludes that Mr Bean scares the shit out of today’s children
21 April, 2015. 10:34
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CHILDREN OF THE MODERN world are left shaking after watching episodes of Mr Bean, a popular...
