Nice Part Of Town Seems To Have Lots Of Yankees, Red Sox Fans
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The denizens the town's leafy Betoota Grove enclave seem to be avid baseball fans, as an ever-growing number of...
Teacher Begins First Phase Of Writing Reports By Telling Everybody She’s Writing Reports
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A teacher at Lake Betoota Public School has started the report writing process this week by telling everybody she...
ScoMo Catches A 51cm Kingfish And Keeps It
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"I kept it because I have the mandate to do anything I want," said the Prime Minister.
"I kept it...
Local Senior Puts Finishing Touches On Nonsensical Tangent Ahead Of Calling AM Talkback Radio
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An Old City District retiree phoned KBBL 1449 at 8am to contribute to the morning discourse by telling a...
New School Chaplain Immediately In Over His Head As Troubled Youth Thinks He Might Be Gay
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The new school chaplain at Betoota Ponds Central School has admitted that he feels in over his head in...
Elderly Driver Accidently Parks Inside Local Shop
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One of the town's most experienced drivers has accidentally parked their car inside a local two dollar shop this...
NSW Premier Orders Developers To Provide Emergency Tube Of Selleys In All New High-Rises
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As of next month, residential developers building in Sydney city will be required to fit out all high-rises with an emergency tube of...
Progressive City Voter Keen On The Nuclear Thing, But Like In Central Australia Or Something
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A young woman from the Melbourne suburb of Brunswick has today explained to the Advocate why this country needs to get the jump on...
“Automation Is Just A Nine-Letter Word Around Here, Mate” Says Unskilled Mackay Man
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A Betoota-born Mackay man has told The Advocate that he's not worried about automation derailing his gravy train in...
Drunk Tourist At Dark Mofo Wins Government Arts Grant After Having A Chunder In Hobart CBD
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A mainlander visiting Tasmania for the weekend has today received a standing ovation for his brave and nonconformist art installation in Hobart's main...
