Senior Public Servant Searches YouTube For The Perfect Acknowledgement Of Country To Play Before 3pm Meeting About Nothing
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A senior public servant at the Department of Private Infrastructure & Privatisation (DPIP) spent the afternoon trawling YouTube for...
Peter Malinauskus Presents Collingwood Players With Custom Made Ankle Jewellery For Gather Round
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South Australian Premier Peter Malinauskas has today welcomed a large group of interstate tourists to his home city.
With Gather Round just hours...
Knights Fans Furious After Mining Round Jersey Accidentally Gets The Wind Farm Treatment
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There’s trouble brewing in the coal port of Newcastle this week, as yet another club falls foul of a merchandising blunder.
The...
Pop Relays Full Blown Conspiracy About Joe Biden That Seems To Be Common Knowledge At The Bowlo
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American President Joe Biden is actually a communist who frequently meets with both the Chinese and Russian Presidents to discuss their plans...
Report: Dutton Trying On Turnbull’s Leftie Goggles Having Opposite Effect
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Opposition leader Peter Dutton has told journalists in Canberra today that him trying on an old pair of former...
Streaming Service Recommending Easter Classics, Whatever The Fuck They Are
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Streaming services are getting right into something allegedly called ‘the Easter Spirit’ by recommending some Easter classics, whatever the fuck they are.
These days...
“Oh No, There’s Still Every Chance You’ll Lose Your Million-Dollar Tent,” Admits RBA Boss
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The denizens of Betoota Heights have been put on notice by the Reserve Bank boss this week, telling them...
“We Can’t Fix The Housing Crisis Because This Is What We Wanted” Says Government
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
In the midst of a national shortage of affordable housing for renters, Australians are wishing there was a government in charge who would...
Public Servant Forgets To Call In Sick And Arrives At Work To Find Office Empty
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local government worker has arrived at work this morning to find the place empty.
Martin Cleary, who does something...
Conclusion Of Daylight Savings Sees Local Man Order Himself A PS5
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local man has today come to terms with the reality that has set in around him.
Namely the fact that he’s living in...
