Boyfriend A Little Bit Too Keen To Watch Movie With Jennifer Lawrence In It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A Betoota Heights man has caused a little bit of a stir in his household today, after accidentally showing all of his cards.
Brenton...
“Mate Last Place Ripped You Off” Says Friendly Mechanic About To Charge You $60 For New Set Of Valve Caps
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local man has been swindled this afternoon after blindly trusting the friendliness of a new mechanic.
With less than 72 hours...
Stupid Fucking Detached Greenies Want To Devalue Labor’s Property Investments By Sheltering Poor
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Labor Party have taken their first L in 12 months of government this week, with the Greens voting to reject Labor's centrepiece...
79-Year-Old Doctor In Asbestos-Fucked Bush Hospital Surprised Indigenous Voice Is Top Concern For Nationals
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
An aging medical professional who has forsaken retirement to continue selflessly helping people in the bush, has today spoken of his surprise to...
Resident Of Nation With 27,000 Coffee Shops Decides To Go To Starbucks
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local woman has today raised eyebrows in her family and friendship circles after revealing a peculiar consumer trait.
Billie Aisling from Betoota...
Supermarkets Urged To Rename New Avocado Variety So It Doesn’t Sound Like A Vibrator
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactWoollies has today been urged to rethink the name given to a new avocado variety, which sounds less like food, and more like...
Government Considering An Aged Care Levy On Taxpayers Urged To Consider Going And Getting Fucked
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
In yet another insult to working families, the Federal Government has put together a taskforce to investigate if it's...
RBA Boss Shares His Modern Money Saving Tips: “Ask A Woman In Your Household To Make You A Lunch Everyday”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
In a time when everything is going bad, our senior public servants are thinking of us and coming up...
Has The Democratic People’s Republic Of WA Supreme Leader McGowan Been Replaced By A Body Double?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Bizarre rumours that the Democratic People’s Republic Of Western Australia's Supreme Leader Mark McGowan has been replaced with a body double have resurfaced.
Images...
Half Decent Looking 20-Something Regional Male Primary Teacher Must Be Clapping So Many Milf’s Cheeks
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Betoota Heights man Tom Thistlethwaite must be doing quite well for himself, it can be confirmed today.
The confirmation comes after a bunch...
