Local Babe Still Kind Of Excited For Hot Girl El Nino, Despite Devastating Heatwave Predictions
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Local Betoota Grove resident, Imogen Mathews (26), has told reporters that although she cares about the potentially devastating carnage that is predicted...
Amazon’s Neighbours Debuts After Cast Was Forced To Work 20-Hour Shifts And Piss In Bottles
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The Amazon reboot of the fabled soap opera "Neighbours" will be available to US commerce giant's subscribers later today,...
Dutton Says It’s Not Racist If You’re Thinking About Voting No, The Racists Are Already Locked In
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Indigenous elder and respected academic, Marcia Langton is this week seeking legal advice after opposition leader Peter Dutton lied when he misquoted her...
Man Who Destroyed Our Economy And His Own Party Says Indigenous Voice Could Be Bad For Australia
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Supporters of an Indigenous Voice To Parliament may be relieved to learn that former Prime Minister Scott Morrison has joined the loud chorus...
Government That Sets Curriculum Confirms Poor NAPLAN Results Prove Teachers Are To Blame For Everything
RORY SALAZAR | Government | ContactA State government talking-head has today confirmed that this year’s poor NAPLAN results prove something they have known for a very long time.
Teachers...
Report: Time To Bring In A Couple Sheilahs To Clean Up The Mess
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GRAB A MOP GIRLS: With both Australia's Reserve Bank and National Carrier airline facing an unprecedented lack of public confidence, it seems that...
Qantas In Turmoil: High School Rich Girls No Longer Wearing Business Class Pyjamas At Sleepovers
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactJust a mere 24 hours after former Qantas CEO Alan Joyce announced his resignation, the troubled airline has revealed even more starling news...
Bam Bam Begins Pre-Fight Preparation With Private Screening Of Barbie Movie At Mount Druitt HOYTS
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Sydney is currently hosting the most dangerous men on the planet, as the UFC returns to the Harbour City for the first time...
NZ PM Chris Hipkins Promises To Ban Countdown From Selling Rotisserie Takahē At Labour Campaign Launch
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New Zealand Prime Minister Chris Hipkins has used Labour's campaign launch in Auckland last weekend to outline a number...
Local Man Has A Hunch Girlfriend Got Her Tax Back
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A denizen of Betoota Heights' endless sprawl of defective new builds has told The Advocate that he has a...
