Origin Selections Actually Not That Exciting When You Realise Selwyn Cobbo Was Born After 9/11
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After an ordinary start to the year with the pandemic, floods, and election campaigns - both NSW and Queensland residents can take solace...
Whinging Local Millennial Under Fire For Trying To Negotiate With His Poor Powerless Boss
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A young millennial living in Brisbane's inner city is facing heavy criticism this week, after trying to negotiate his terms of employment with...
Queensland Health Officials Brace For The Upcoming Monkeypox Outbreak In Maroons Camp
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Queensland's Department of health is panicking today after revelations have emerged that the state is about to be hit by a health crisis....
Scotty Finds Silver Lining In The Fact That He Never Has To Pretend To Enjoy Rugby League Again
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In case you haven't been watching the news this weekend because it does nothing but scare you and make you angry about things...
Unorganised Dad Drags Muddy Kids Straight From Footy Field to Election Queue
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A disorganised father has been forced to teach his children about the Australian democratic process this afternoon, mainly due to his...
“Fine, Just Give Me The Whistle,” Says Frustrated Gus Gould After Sacking Of Trent Barrett
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Rugby League supremo Phil 'Gus' Gould has today biten the bullet and told the Canterbury Bankstown Bulldogs to cut the shit.
With the...
Suncorp Stadium Chucks Entire Pitch Into A Skip Bin After 8 NRL Matches In Torrential Rain
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After another successful weekend of funny outfits and rowdy spectators, the NRL has confirmed that Brisbane will continue hosting Magic Round for 2023...
Local Winger Somehow Manages To Avoid Muddy Remnants Of Cricket Pitch For Entirety Of Match
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A good-looking young man from our town's Betoota Grove locality has been heaped with this praise this weekend after managing an incredible feat...
Report: Not Much Of A Fucken Vibe In Newy Right Now
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After another tough loss for the Newcastle Knights, it can be confirmed today that there isn't much of a vibe in the Steel...
Gus Gould Opens First Bulldogs Training Session With Heartfelt Prayer To The Football Gods
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It's interesting times down in the Sydney suburb of Belmore, with the region's local football team raising a few eyebrows.
In the wake of...
