Swans Fans Start Looking For The Exit; Nearest Bin To Place Their Brand New Eels Hat
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
One of the Parramatta Eels' newest fans is already looking for the exit after scoring a few last-minute tickets...
Brad Arthur Finally Gets His Hands On A VHS Player To Show His Team The Last Parra Premiership
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTThe old TV and VCR unit has been wheeled out at Bankwest this week as Arthur prepares to inspire the boys by showing...
Gutho Arrives Late For Final Training Run After Staying Up All Night Watching Heartbreak High
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTTrouble is brewing in the Eels camp as captain Clinton ‘Gutho’ Gutherson has shown up late to a crucial pre-grand final training session. Rocking...
Youngster At First NRL Final Learns Some New Fucken Ways Of Expressing Both Joy And Disappointment
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTIn a story we haven’t reported on in about 50 minutes, the NRL grand final between Penrith and Melbourne is now underway this...
Raiders Fans Torn Between Supporting Arrogant Panthers Or Having The Longest Premiership Drought
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTAlthough not mandatory, supporters of the 14 footy clubs that don’t make the grand final will usually pick one team to cheer for...
Local Bloke Files For Bankruptcy After Shouting A Round Of Plastic Schooeys At Sydney Olympic Park
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA modern Prometheus has learnt a painful lesson today after shouting a round at Sydney Olympic Park.Rocking up to the stadium that has...
Isaiah Papili’i To Throw A Few Head Highs To Further Delay First Tigers Game
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTParramatta Eels second rower Isaiah Papili’i is preparing for the NRL Grand Final against arch rivals the Penrith Panthers.A twice crowned winner of...
Battle Of The West To Decide Which NRL Club Gets To Claim The Tuscan Plains Of Blacktown Once And For All
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTIn case you’ve been living under a footy-free rock, the first ever western derby grand final will be taking place between next-door rivals,...
Hindy Once Again Quietly Concerned His Beloved Eels Are A Chance Of Winning The Comp Without Him
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
330-game NRL legend Nathan Hindmarsh (49) is reportedly growing very nervous ahead of the Grand Final between the Parramatta Eels and The Penrith...
Gus Bashes Head Against Wall To Prepare For Grand Final Commentary
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTOne of the all time footy brains of the NRL was not available so Phil ‘Gus’ Gould will be commentating the Grand Final...
