LaMelo Ball Picks Up A Few Shifts At Port Kembla Steelworks To Supplement His NBL Salary
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In shattering news for the college basketball system, yet another NBL team has signed an American teenager who would prefer to get paid...
NSW Blues Confident Bold Return To Seemingly Irrational Selection Policy Will Work This Time
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In some breaking news out of the state least interested in being part of Australia, NSW Origin Coach Brad Fittler has confirmed that...
Australian Who Spent 4 Minutes Teaching Kids How To Ski In Whistler Has Been Waiting For This
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"Raptors baby!" shouted local graphic designer, Declan Washer on his way into the office this morning.
"We did it!"
"Kawhi my a river!"
While this newfound...
Will Chambers Set To Get First Decent Night’s Sleep In 18 Months
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In breaking news out of Melbourne, it's been confirmed tonight that Queensland centre Will Chambers is set to get his first decent night's...
Gus Gould Says He Has No Option But To Lace Up The Sandshoes And Replace Latrell At Centre
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As of this morning, NSW Blues coach Freddy Fittler has finally got his hands on the final piece to the puzzle.
As our boys...
Bondi Falls Silent As Brazilians Take Sam Kerr’s Advice And Sucks On That
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The southern beachside suburb of Bondi has today fallen silent, after the incredible Matildas' victory in the World Cup overnight.
Despite the Matildas...
Rugby Australia Offer AFL Access To Their Innovative Crowd Behaviour Management Policy
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In an incredible code crossover, the Rugby Australia (RA) has today offered it's services to the AFL.
The move comes as the AFL...
Ipswich Relieved To Finally Have Someone To Brag About
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Queensland's Western Corridor is still celebrating this afternoon, three days after their golden-child Ash Barty won her first grand slam at 23 years'...
Tuivasa Tells Confused American Reporters He’s Gonna Ashbay That Uckenfay Untscay Eadhay In
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Western Sydney's greatest UFC export appears supremely confident ahead of his next bout against Blagoy Ivanov at UFC 238 in Chicago this weekend....
Walters Not At All Surprised By The Expected Win Over Inferior Non-Queenslander Opposition
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The new and improved Kevin Walters has front media today to explain that last night's win did nothing for him, as he expected...
