Cheerful Rural Fireys Call It A Day And Get Ready To Cheer The Boys On Over In Perth
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The firefighters battling blazes across the Eastern Seaboard have decided to finally call it a day.
As the nation prepares to take on...
NRL Tells Players To Head Down To Bondi Now And Squeeze In A Few Benders While No One Can See
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Earlier today, NSW Health officials recommended that Sydney residents stay indoors between 11.00am and 4.00pm if possible, as the combination of a...
Cronulla Sharks Refuse To Explain Where All Their New Russian Players Have Come From
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The fallout from the World Anti Doping Agency's (WADA) decision to ban Russia from all major international sporting events has reached the Shire...
Mildly Exciting Summer Of Cricket Fails To Distract Nation From 2.4M Acres Of Scorched Earth
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Prime Minster Scott Morrison is today panicking after being forced to ditch his plan to hide behind Australia's love of sport to...
Latrell Mitchell Looking Forward To Finding Out Who He’s Negotiating With Tomorrow
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Rugby League star Latrell Mitchell has today revealed he's stoked to find out who he's been negotiating with today, tomorrow.
The 22-year-old back...
Righto, That’ll Do For The Week
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Yeah, that's it.
Wrap it up.
That will just about do it for the week a brand new report has revealed.
This comes...
Terrified NRL CEO Freezes As Vibrations Of Incoming Off-Season Ripple Through Glass Of Water
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After almost two months since the final whistle blew of the 2019 NRL season, things have gone quiet.
Almost too quiet.
That's according to the...
150kg Plumber From Betoota 4th-Grade Also Suing ARU Over Claim He Coulda Captained Wallabies
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Local brown-trout fisherman, Jeremy Dunning (37) has today arrived in Sydney with his local solicitor to begin court proceedings against Rugby Australia.
Jeremy claims...
LaMelo Ball Sets Aussie Basketball Alight After Becoming First NBL Player To Dunk
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Teen sensation LaMelo Ball has wowed the Australian basketball fraternity again this week.
The much-hyped young star who skipped American College Basketball to...
And We’re Off
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In some breaking news the summer of cricket has officially begun.
The symbolic first ball at the Adelaide oval has just been sent...
