Australian Neo-Nazi Smashes His Laptop After Receiving A Polite “Welcome” On Home Screen
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA Sky News viewer has left a giant hole in his computer screen because he doesn't like being welcomed to his own computer.
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Local Voter Gives ‘H Fong’ A Taste Of Own Medicine By Giving His Number To Anonymous STI Service
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who can’t seem to opt out of receiving text messages from ‘H Fong’ has decided to return fire this afternoon,...
This Saturday’s Breakfast Of Champions Confirmed
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACTAustralia is this weekend preparing to enjoy the first truly ubiquitous moment since the Matildas stormed to the Semi-Finals of the World Cup...
Mwahahaha: Dutton Bus Undone By One Of Clover Moore’s Leftie Bike Lanes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Opposition Leader Peter Dutton's bus has been got wedged in central Sydney this morning after becoming stuck on a...
“Brum” Offers A Glimpse Of Birmingham Before It Was A God-Forsaken Shithole
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A man known locally as "Big Dum Brum" or simply "BDB" says he has no regrets about fleeing...
Local Man In Financial Ruin After Getting Dusted Off By An 88-Year-Old Woman At RSL Two Up
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
A local man has lost his savings, super and home after a tense day on the two up with an 88 year old...
Bloke Hosting Pub Two Up Would’ve Made A Great Big Brother Host In 2005
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTThe guy hosting two up today is absolutely buzzing with enthusiasm and probably would have made for a great host of Big Brother...
Parent’s Group Attendees Lock Horns Over Who Is Getting The Least Amount Of Sleep
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Betoota Heights Community Health Thursday afternoon parent's group has today been treated a robust but productive story battle between a number of...
Irish Pub In Chinatown Does Decent Thai Food
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
In a surprising yet somehow predictable turn of events, an Irish pub located in the heart of Chinatown actually serves up pretty mean...
New Australian Dream Is Just Having A Shower With Decent Water Pressure
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTMany cultural commentators have today announced that for anyone under the age of 40, the "Australian Dream" is living somewhere that has a...
