MAGA Movement Receives Much Needed Reinforcements
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTThe MAGA movement has received some much needed back-up after the first group of white South Africans granted refugee status by Donald Trump’s...
Albo Creates Inaugural “New Taxes And Cuts To Social Services Ministry” For Tanya Plibersek
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The newly returned Prime Minister of the country has this week revealed his new cabinet.
Fresh off the back of a resounding victory,...
“Well Fuck You And Fuck Your Teeth” Bandt Says On The Way Out
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Outgoing Greens leader Adam Bandt has formally conceded defeat in the seat of Melbourne, ending a 14-year career in...
Crisafulli’s Success And Dutton’s Failure Proof Queenslanders Only Vote For Who’d They’d Rather Take Fishing
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Political analysts are today being urged to reconsider the conventional metrics of Queensland voter behaviour, following the Liberal National...
Silver Linings As Dutton Says He Can Finally Stop Wearing Those Ridiculous Turnbull-Style Glasses
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Peter Dutton has today confirmed he will no longer be wearing the lame, Malcolm Turnbull-style glasses he began sporting...
Donald Trump Actually Quite Good At Uniting A Nation When It’s Not His Own
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACTIn an ironic twist, U.S. President Donald Trump has emerged as one of the most effective unifying forces in modern politics -...
Gina Rinehart’s Number Goes Straight To Voicemail As Dutton Is No Longer Useful
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactFormer Opposition leader Peter Dutton has reportedly been unable to reach mining magnate Gina Rinehart today, with sources confirming that all calls...
Keating: “If They Ever Wheel Me Out Like Little Johnny, I Want You To Shoot Me”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Former Prime Minister Paul Keating has used his bi-annual luncheon with The Advocate's board and editorial executive to ask...
Liberal Dirt File Releases Details Of 2009 Incident Where Chris Bowen Got Pissed Off 3 Light Ice Stubbies
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The Liberals have escalated its opposition research campaign this week with the release of a confidential dirt file detailing...
Queensland CFMEU Heavy Faces Identity Crisis After Albo Gives Him No Option But To Vote Greens
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Pre-polling has begun around the country, as Australians peel off from their smoko breaks and fire off their early votes for the 2025...
