City Worker Lets Out A Long Breath And Hopes Next Year Will Be Different To The Previous 20 Or So
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On his way to be paid a wage that can't keep up with inflation at a company that's one...
Advice Column | Achieving Financial Independence By Marrying Up
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACTWhen I was but a boy, enjoying the frivolity of a gilded childhood, my Father took me aside to...
“It’s Sauce THEN Lettuce! You Stupid Old Cunt!” Yells Chris Smith’s New Boss
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Stood-down television and radio presenter Chris Smith has been yelled at by his new boss this afternoon for failing...
Greens Propose Radical Plan To Not Gift Taxpayer Money To Foreign-Owned Coal Companies Enjoying Record Profits Currently
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The Greens have told their major party colleagues that they won't be joining in their jamboree with foreign-owned coal...
Melbournian On Queensland Holiday Asks Bartender If They Do “Man-Sized Glasses” When He Knows Full Well They Don’t Do Pints
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A Melbourne man on holiday up here in the nation's garden state has asked an Airlie Beach bartender if...
Opinion: Isn’t It Easier For You To Resend Than Me Search My Inbox?
JESSE SHILLWORTH | Culture | CONTACTImproving workplace productivity should be the obsessive hobby of everyone with goals and a pulse.Just as our agricultural forebears looked to irrigation and...
Advice Column | Cost-Effective Ways Of Shedding Staff Through A Terrible Work Place Culture
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACTHi I’m Dr Chet Spevens, and as Australia’s leading divine channel business intuitive and financial life coach, I’m here...
Horny And Frugal Couple Commence Foreplay By Doing A Runner On Expensive Restaurant Dinner
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACTA horny young couple have fornicated at home this evening shortly after doing a runner on an expensive dinner...
“Weak As Piss” Laughs Boss Seeing Staff He Took To The Pub Last Night Struggling To Function Today
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It's nearing the silly season's peak in Betoota with even the most dedicated workplaces taking to drinking on a...
Rugby’s Marketing Pigeon Proactively Touches Base With Eddie Jones Because Nobody Else Will Until It’s Too Late
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One of the nation's greatest rugby minds, a common rock pigeon from Sydney, has told The Advocate that he's...
