“This Is Some Fucken Bullshit” Mutters Bill Gates After No Jab Novak Claims 22nd Grand Slam
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Microsoft founder and vaccine proponent Bill Gates put on a brave face last night at the Australian Open as...
Advice Column | Powerful Ways To Blame The Economy For Your Portfolio’s Terrible Performance
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACTAs the third most popular financial advice guru in Australia - behind the Barefoot Investor and Davo down the...
Landlord Suffering Through Largest House Price Fall On Record Finds Peace Through Largest Rent Hike Ever
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | ContactA levitating landlord from Betoota Grove claims his hovering airiness can be put down to the inner peace he has found after a...
Cancer Council Recommends Getting Your Ginger Mate To Apply Your Sunscreen
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs the nation prepares to flock down to the beach to celebrate the hottest 100 this saturday, the Cancer Council has come forth...
Weird TikTok Goes For Like Two Hours
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTIn what may be the strangest TikTok trend yet, a series of weird pay-to-watch TikToks have been released and are going for like...
Weird Guy Who Did A Poo In The Urinal In Year 8 Now Really Into His Ice Baths
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In the dying abyss of Facebook, a former schoolmate of a Betoota Heights man has emerged from the content...
Passenger On Bonza’s Inaugural Flight Was Feeling OK Until He Noticed The Pilot Isn’t Even Wearing Shoes
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The greatest thing to happen to air travel in this country for years took place today as new airline...
Couple Celebrate Finally Having Some Housing Security By Posing With The ‘Just Leased’ Sign
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Despite local rents being at an all-time high and leasing agents replacing bankers as the first ones against the...
New Images Of NSW Labor Leader Chris Minns Dressed As A Zulu Warrior Trigger Calls For His Resignation
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Political opponents and commentators are calling on NSW Labor leader Chris Minns to fall on his sword today after...
Medvedev Wins Over Melbourne Crowd: “If I Had A Different Name, Would My Life Be Different? Imagine If I Had A Name Like Jimmy Recard?”
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Controversial Russian tennis player Daniil Medvedev has used his press conference this morning to ask reporters if things would...
