Economist Refreshingly Declares He Has No Fucken Idea What’s Going On
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A senior economist at the Diamantina Credit Union (DCU) has simply shrugged today during his address as the Betootan...
Godfreys Collapse Leaves Man Wondering If His Bagless Dyson Cunnavathing Could Suck A Bowling Ball Off The Ground
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Iconic vacuum cleaner retailer Godreys has entered administration today after many years of running on the smell of a...
“Foreign Tradies Are Shit” Says Tradie Signing Off On New Build That’s Got More Defects Than A 10-Year-Old French Bulldog
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A local tradesman has mocked suggestion that bringing in foreign tradies under a skilled migrant visa programme will go...
Dutton Says Him Staying The Hell Away From Dunkley Is A Political Stunt Aimed At Winning By-Election
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Opposition leader Peter Dutton says he has no plans to visit the Division of Dunkley in the lead up...
Patriot Sleeps Soundly After Giving It To Woke Cummins On The Face Book
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A Betoota Heights retiree has spoken of the deep, restorative sleep he received last night after taking time out...
“This Lie Is Unprecedented” Says Dutton Really Thinking Nobody Remembers Liberal Jesus Lying About Introducing A GST Or About Children Overboard Or Weapons Of Mass Destruction
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Opposition leader Peter Dutton has claimed that no greater lie has ever been told by a Prime Minister than...
Bloke Getting About In Slingback Sandals Obviously Doesn’t Have Any Toxic Mates
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A local man who's recently taken to wearing strappy slingback sandals must be doing so because he doesn't have...
PM Argues It Makes More Sense To Just Steal From Coles And Woolworths Rather Than Boycott Them All Together
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Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has told reporters today in Sydney that boycotting Coles or Woolworths doesn't make sense to...
Netflix Faces Criticism For Not Already Having A Documentary About The Titanic Submersible
ALISON SCHENK | Entertainment | ContactTHOUGHT WE’D HAVE ONE BY NOW: International streaming service Netflix has recently come under fire for the fact that they did not release...
“Yeah Close Enough Fuck It” Says Bloke Measuring Out Formula For This Second Born Kid
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A Betoota Heights father has revealed he's not taken the same "to-the-gram type" care when mixing formula with his...
