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Local man Liam Ryan-Ellis is for lack of a better word, a bit of a piece of shit.
But unlike most people who would endeavour to rectify such a bad trait should they notice it in themselves, Liam has instead chosen to embrace his awful behaviour, adopting the persona of the token, cocky asshole or in his words ‘just to be the devil’s advocate.’
This type of behaviour, which was often quietly watched on in amusement from his equally awful mates, has unfortunately gone a step too far at a resident house party tonight when a poorly worded opinion managed to incur the wrath of every female within hearing distance.
“WHAT THE FUCK Liam, I can’t believe you just said that”, slurs one offended partygoer.
“Jesus Christ no wonder you don’t have girlfriend, Liam, you fucking gronk.” “
Yeah, that was a bit, far mate.”
Putting on his best little bitch voice, Liam replies that he ‘just won’t say anything then’, as if him being silent wouldn’t be the best thing for everyone.
“Everyone’s entitled to their opinion, you didn’t have to attack me”, whinges Liam, “you’re all just pissed because you know I’m right.”
Realising that not even his dickhead mates found his remarks amusing, Liam backtracks with a classic asshole move and insists he was ‘just kidding’, before finding some excuse to duck off to the bathroom.
More to come.
