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As the weary nation either prepares to vote (or completely tune out from politics because they’ve voted early), a last minute study has been released about the state of play.
The PUblic Bureau of Taste, Style, Even Thinking (PUBTEST) have dropped last minute research showing a recent political trend of note.
As the two major parties continue to begrudgingly pass votes onto the independents and minors, new PUBTEST research has identified a clear contributing factor to the trend.
That the independents are all pretty good eye candy, objectively.
“Say what you want about the independents, but at least they’re hot,” said lead researcher Mae Treeark.
“Mate, look at Poey lift some rocks on the banks of the Murrumbidgee,” laughed Treeark.
“Goodness me.”
“And up there on the Goldie, that Erchana is a serious athlete,” she said about the Independent candidate and ultra-marathon runner who’s aiming to win the Gold Coast hearts and minds in the seat of McPherson.
“Looks like she’s running towards having a say in Canberra, pardon the pun!”
“I hear that Sophie Scamps from the Northern beaches ran in the World U20s in 1992.”
“…and hey, that silver fox up in the deep north has still got it doesn’t he?,” she laughed.
“Sure, Bob might not be able to sit in silence for more than 5 seconds, but he’s very well kept together for a man of his ilk.”
“So, whatever your opinion is on these outsiders, they sure are a bit easier on the eye than these rusted on career politicians.”
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