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As the 2025 Met Gala wraps up, it should come as no surprise that the award for best dressed has been awarded to global superstar, Ozempic, who dominated the red carpet today with her svelte light blue suit and stunning lack of curves.
This year’s theme was ‘Superfine: Tailoring Black Style’ which saw everyone except for the white, straight boys, donning their most extravagant suits. This was in celebration of black dandyism, which was a cultural movement inspired by 18th century dandys – an aesthetic of finding individuality “by being impeccably groomed and dressed (a.k.a the original version of being a ‘metrosexual’).
Though there were many contenders were best dressed, including Bad Bunny, Teyana Taylor, Joey King, and Colman Domingo, to name a few, it was GLP-1 receptor agonist and celebrity injectable Ozempic that made the biggest impression.
“I’m sure this isn’t the last we’ll see of Ozempic”, says Anna Wintour, main organiser of the Met Gala and owner of the cuntiest bob in history, “everyone’s a huge fan.”
More to come.
