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In some sad news from Jerusalem this morning, Christan pin-up boy Jesus Christ has copped a big old fine this morning.
Emerging after a significant period of time in Iso, the young man from Nazareth was pinged by Queensland Police for sitting down in a local park.
With no exercise equipment insight and clothed in robes, police-reportedly decided to use their discretionary powers to give him a sharp warning about non-essential outings in light of the whole Covid-19 thing.
“We don’t care who you are. If you are Jesus Christ or James from Betoota Heights, the rules are the rules,” a police statement said this morning.
It’s not yet known if and when Jesus plans to come out again.
More to come.
