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The Australian Prime Minister has ended his time in Rome on a somewhat sour note, it can be confirmed today.
Anthony Albanese has officially revealed that he’s in need of a new phone, after having his old one pinched by a petty Roman criminal.
“Yeah, not ideal,” said Albanese, patting the travel bum bag housing his passport and cards.
“He got me, he got me good.”
The alleged theft came a short time ago, after the PM was trying to do a bit of site-seeing following a diplomatic trip to the Vatican to meet the Pope.
After jostling for position at the famous Roman landmark, Albanese said he was trying to snap a couple of pics to send to his various group chats.
“And that’s when disaster struck,” he sighed.
“A nice looking young man asked me if I wanted him to take a photo?”
“I said yes, that would be lovely.”
“Lo and behold he did not take the photo for me.”
“He took my phone and bolted to scooter on the edge of the sqaure, which he promptly scooted off on.”
When asked whether he had the find my iPhone feature installed, Albo sighed.
“He factory reset it pretty much immediately.”
“Which at least means they can’t get into the bux chat, or my deranged IG DMs with President Trump.”
“And I can try claim it on insurance.”
More to come.
