New Environmental Protection Agency Set To Be As Effective As New Anti-Corruption Commission
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In some exciting news for fans of rampant deforestation and degradation of Australia’s environment (and the broader environment in general), the new Environmental...
AFL Media Squeeze As Much Juice As They Can Out Of The Trade Window Before They Get Replaced By Skull and Punter
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As the Northern parts of the East Coast go about their offseason glumly waiting for the cricket to start, the southerners and westerners...
Local Dad Rather Confused As To Why His 20 Year Old Daughter Is Dressing Like Peter FitzSimons
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A local sexagenarian has been left in a state of befuddlement this week, after being thrown yet another curveball by his kids.
The...
Victoria Pointlessly Goes Crazy Over Trade Period, As If Anything Is Gonna Stop Brisbane 3Peating
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The southern and western states are once again foaming at the mouth today, it can be confirmed.
With the AFL Trade Period in...
Aussies In The UK Advised To Remain Vigilant Of London’s Yoinking Epidemic
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Australians travelling to the megacity of London have once again been urged to have their wits about them.
SmartTraveller, the Australian governments travel...
RFK Jr Reignites Age-Old Conflict Between Skivvys And Helmets By Claiming Circumcision Causes Autism
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The Health Secretary for the so called leaders of the 'Free World' has today ignited yet another global conflict.
Famous for invading, destabilising...
‘Narco Terrorists’ Surprisingly Sitting On Just As Much Oil As The Last Type Of Terrorists
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The arbiters of the 'free world' have today moved to reassure everyone that a looming regional conflict is completely and utterly necessary.
The...
South East Queensland Facing Extreme Toilet Water Shortage As Locals Embrace Alternative Medicine
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Bathrooms around the wider Brisbane area are today buckling under the pressure of a big couple of days.
In the wake of the...
Australia Set For Spin Of TSITP: “The Summer I Stopped Being A Minga”
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In some exciting news for fans of popcorn television, the summer just got even better.
Off the back of three bumper seasons, The...
Umbilical Brothers Reveal The Eye Watering Money They Turned Down To Appear At Saudi Comedy Fest
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A couple of Aussie icons have today revealed an eye-watering payday that has confronted them.
The Umbilical Brothers, or the Umbies as they...
