Victorian Government To Fix The Housing Crisis By Replacing Commission Flats With $2m Units
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT
The Victorian Government has today announced that it will solve the housing crisis once and for all.
The landmark policy will be achieved...
Betoota Advocate Awards David Stratton 5 Stars
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The nation is today mourning the passing of an icon.
British-Australian film critic, journalist and historian David Stratton has passed away at age...
NewsCorp Editors Brainstorm Whether They Can Get Away With Anthony Hamasbanese
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The sharpest minds in traditional media have today come together to try and harness their combined editorial genius.
Editors at Sky, the Daily...
“EVs Are Getting A Free Ride” Says Man Who Drives Spotless ‘Farm Vehicle’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local primary producer from our town's Betoota Plains region has today lashed out at electric vehicles, for the 223rd time this year....
Bob Odenkirk Lives Out Suburban Man’s Dream Of Flogging Disrespectful Randoms Disturbing His Holiday
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A rather unlikely assassin has this week provided a local man with a much needed dopamine hit.
Hutch Mansell, played by Bob Odenkirk, was...
Unlimited Screen Time Creates Generation Of Kids Who Sound Like They Went To An International School In Singapore
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The South Betoota Polytechnic Academy of Phonetics And Speech Study has today dropped a bombshell new report.
Built off the back of nearly...
Tasmania Set To Reappoint Jeremy Rockliff As Premier Ahead Of Next Year’s Election
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The fabled island of Tasmania has today appointed it's new leader, after a long southern conclave.
According to the scribe received by The...
Japan To Heavily Discount These Warships If They Can ‘Research’ Australian Waters On The Way Here
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The blockbuster warship deal with Japan has taken a weird turn this afternoon, after a bit of a curve ball from our northern...
Pub Offers Decently Priced Sunday Roast
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Bearded Woodpecker in Betoota's French Quarter district has this week been praised for a landmark move.
In what is hoped will inspire...
Emerging Musician Cracks Triple J Airwaves With Nostalgic Tradie Anthem
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
An emerging Aussie artist has done the unthinkable this week - cracking the elusive Triple J airwaves and proving that the beloved youth...
