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Kanye West, a popular American rapper and producer, has made headlines again around the world for making comments on something he once did.
The Advocate can reveal that West (41) said he no longer feels like he likes US President Donald Trump and that he regrets saying things he once said because now he has had his eyes open to numerous lies or something to that effect.
“I regret doing some things I did in the past,” said West.
That was enough for the news media around the world to report on the regret felt by the singer-songwriter, with headlines appealing in every major English-language newspaper in the free world.
One local newspaper editor, The Advocate‘s own Clancy Overell, took time out of his busy morning of shooing flies out of the newspaper’s lobby to speak to our reporter about Kanye.
“He gets a lot of clicks,” Overell stated.
“If you quote exactly what I say in this article, people will read what I’ve said and feel pretty silly about wasting their lives reading about some lunatic Kardashian handbag in an Outback Queensland newspaper,”
“But, you know, it is what it is. It’s like how young folk blow up about MTV only broadcasting shows about blokes showing each other their cocks or something like that! You get what you deserve in life, including journalism.”
More to come.
