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An Aussie traveller has posted a touching tribute to the city of Paris this evening after soaking up and spewing out the best the city has to offer.
The Advocate can report Betoota Ponds hair extension specialist Britnee Walters (25) has this morning uploaded a cute carousel to Instagram which features black and white highlights from a 24-hour speed date with the city of love.
Captioned “Paris, you have my heart”, it’s alleged the post failed to include the fact that last night Brittnee sprayed the cobblestone pavement underneath the Arc de Triomphe with a noxious blend of vomit.
Having spent the last two years saving for her first trip to Europe, Britnee has reportedly only just begun a three-week Topdeck tour which will take her to 21 of Europe’s best cities in just as many days.
After touching down in London and spending a few nights staying with a distant relative, Britnee is believed to have jumped onboard her tour and kicked off her European awakening, which will give her the opportunity to blast non-stop content to her feed whilst the rest of her friends suffer a dry and boring winter back in Betoota.
With Paris now under her belt, Britnee told our reporter she was pretty keen to sharpen her palate and try the local wines in a few other French regions.
“Paris was fun, but I didn’t see any museums or anything,” Britnee told our reporter whilst she helped pass a sick bucket around her Topdeck coach as it winded its way down towards Lyon.
“Pretty sure I got alcohol poisoning last night though, I’m hoping the chardy in Marseille will be much better!”
More to come.
