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It’s Saturday afternoon at the French Quarter’s hottest day club and the girls just ordered another 3 bottles of rose.
“Babe, I love you” one girl was heard saying.
“Nawww, no I love you!” Her friend replied.
Reports from other patron’s state that two women then embraced in a sloppy and prolonged hug. It’s said that the rest of the females in the group then began mimicking the two huggers, as if all reacting to some kind of secret signal that only they could hear.
It’s not yet known what triggered this burst of affection, but what we can confirm is that this is the calm before the storm.
Louise (29), a reformed rose drinker, explained to The Advocate that hugging is just another phase of the Rose effect.
“It starts with the laughing, you know, way louder than usual, higher pitched”
“Then it’s the dick chat.”
“Then, as is happening now, hugging.”
“What happens next can go one of two ways. They accept each other’s love for each other and move on. Or, they spiral into an uncontrollable emotional black hole and confess to things they don’t even mean”
“We might be in luck here though, the Rose they’re drinking is from a slightly warmer region is France which tends to favour a more docile reaction. I guess we’ll see.”
At the time of print, a few of the girls looked to be going down the emotional path – but it’s not yet known if they were crying as a result of laughing, or just crying.
More to come.
