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A local Betoota Heights household has decided to celebrate the warm weather by going on a hike, it’s reported.
Per mum’s suggestion that they ‘get some sunshine’, the Donaldson family have loaded up the family Jeep and traded their usual sleepy Sundays for a walk through the wilderness. It was supposed to be a good opportunity for the family to bond, but Phil Donaldson [60] has taken this as an opportunity to get in touch with his military roots by keeping ten paces ahead of the pack.
Which means what was originally supposed to be a leisurely venture has quickly turned into the rest of the Donaldsons trying to keep pace.
Armed in a pair of slightly faded cargo shorts and his favourite pair of Dunlop Volleys, Phil’s stark white pins seem impervious to the stinging nettle as he charges through the bush like a man on a mission.
“COME THIS WAY”
“I FOUND A SHORTCUT!”
“HURRY UP!”
The rest of the family appear slightly bemused by his antics until Phil completely disappears into a dark mass of bush trees.
“Where the fuck did he go?”
More to come.
