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American President Joe Biden is actually a communist who frequently meets with both the Chinese and Russian Presidents to discuss their plans to create one tri-national currency that will ultimately replace the American dollar and the gold standard, before all three countries begin construction of a 100 kilometre bride between Alaska and the Chinese-Russian border in outer-Manchuria.
That’s according to the old codgers at the Betoota Flight Path District Bowls Club, who are openly discussing this outrageous conspiracy theory as though it is a confirmed fact.
It is not yet known what other wild shit is being bandied around the front bar of the Bowlo, but it seems this particular yarn has caught one local grandfather hook, line and sinker.
Speaking to his grandkids today, 85-year-old Gerry Murphy says he’s surprised they haven’t heard about this yet.
“Yeah. There was an article that was
Pop’s in-depth understanding of this apparently major global shift in economic structures and diplomatic relations has caught his extended family by surprise, especially given the old man’s rather worldly outlook as a retired pilot.
However, whatever news he is consuming – be it fake news websites on his Windows XP desktop, or simply just prime time Sky News – certainly has him convinced that the American President is ready to begin seizing property from his own citizens and gifting them to foreign governments across the Bering Strait.
“Oh that’s another thing” says Pop.
“Have you heard about Joe Biden’s son?”
“Apparently he’s a spy for Russia and lives in Moscow”
“Macca was telling me down there on Sunday night. He knows all about it”
MORE TO COME.
