EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A group of strung out friends have this weekend had enough of their mate’s obsession with Harry Potter, after agreeing to watch the entire series as their bodie’s desperately tried to regenerate serotonin.
This phenomenon, known as ‘comfort watching’, usually involves chucking on a favourite movie from childhood, hunkering under a blanket, and desperately trying to stop the brain from thinking awful thoughts by focusing on something nostalgic – for some people, that’s a Disney flick, but for Daroo household member, Phoebe Gresham [28], it’s watching Harry and his mates.
Which would be all good and fine for the rest of her friends, if she didn’t insist on reenacting every single line with the character’s voice.
“Master Has Given Dobby A Sock. Master Has Presented Dobby With Clothes!”
“DOBBY IS FREE!”
“Or worse, EXPELLED!”
It’s alleged Phoebe was given until the end of Chamber of Secrets before one of her mates told her to shut the fuck up, which prompted her to weep silently into one of the rank pillows she was lying on.
More to come.
