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The country’s First Rudeboy-In-Chief touched down in Fiji a few moments ago – just over twelve hours after he walked out of a ska gig in his Marrickville electorate.
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese caught a Righteous Whiskey Sours gig last night at popular Marrickville night spot Lazy Bones, where he was seen requesting songs from the Dulwich Hill quintet and shouting people drinks until the 2am close.
Other punters at the venue told The Advocate that the Prime Minister was shouting “Play ‘Shake It Mumma!'” repeatedly until the band launched into a cover of ‘Rum Rage’ by Sticky Fingers.
“Fuck!” yelled Albo.
“I love this fucking song!”
Mr Albanese spoke to The Advocate this morning in a slow and pensive manner, where he tried to remember the finer details from the night.
“I woke up fully clothed in bed,” he said.
“With my shoes on. I haven’t done that since 1995.”
Albo let out a long sigh.
“Oh man,” he said.
“Oh fuck! I gotta go. I’m supposed to be in Fiji for dinner.”
More to come.
