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A Betoota Heights sharehouse has been the scene of an interesting food-related showdown today. 

With dinner time fast approaching, local couple Tom Nielson and Jacinta Phillips have had to come together and work out a solution to the fact their fridge is as empty as a government promise right now. 

Following back-to-back weekend blowouts torpedoing the weekly shopping trip, the pair were forced to have a brainstorming session to figure out food for the evening. 

With the logical and reliable option of Pizza Hut edging ahead, negotiations were then commenced on which toppings should be accompanying the customary garlic bread side. 

With a hungover and endorphin depleted Jacinta edging for something with a few vegetables in it, Tom caused a bit of a stir by saying that he wanted that ‘sick new colourful sauce’ on whatever pizza they decided on. 

“Look at it, it’s fucking mad” said the local bower bird, enthralled by the idea of having a blue sauce lathered on his pizza. 

With a mixed reception from his girlfriend and the other housemates who had decided to get in on the action, the stubborn boyfriend then decided to dig his heels in. 

“You can pick the toppings, but I want the Sauce of Origin on there,” said the Sydney expat living in the Channel Country.  

“Don’t limit your curiosity, live a little.”

“Don’t confine your mind to the ordinary.”

“Because I’m not, and I want the blue sauce.”

After a few shrugs and sighs, the local man then received his wish, with the order placed and the Pizza Hut man on route with his fancy blue sauce. 

More to come. 

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