EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A woman from Darlinghurst has this week discovered that according to the New South Wales government, she’s been at the Ivy for two years now.
Georgie Gibbs a.k.a ‘a self confessed train wreck’ states that she’s a regular at the Ivy precinct, having spent multiple Saturdays inappropriately twerking, or every night before a public holiday several pingers deep at Lost Sundays.
However, seeing as she was originally from Queensland, Georgie had been unaware that the NSW service app required you to check out too – though being from another state was hardly an issue, seeing as most drunken party goers would forget the proper check out procedures.
It’s said that Georgie was struck with this random thought as she photographed a QR menu, prompting her to open up an app she hadn’t used for several months and discovering that she’d unwittingly been dishonest with the government.
“Lol whoops.”
“They must think I’m such a sesh gremlin.”
More to come.
