WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A Betoota Heights man has had a rough end to his Wednesday night, after being forced to train alone at his footy club.
Rolling in after a decent-sized silly season, Brett Burns was reportedly ridiculed by his mates at the club after confirming he hadn’t put on 30 kegs of raw mass over the last few months.
The disgraceful return to the Betoota Muttaburrasaurus’s, came after the coaching staff had taken to the club’s Facebook page multiple times to request players get down there to work off their Christmas handiwork.
However, while most of the boys were wobbly and ready to get into some half-arsed fitness session that ends in a very uncoordinated first game of touch footy for the year, Burns was reportedly looking relatively trim.
Which was something that didn’t go unnoticed by his cohort.
“Look at this bloke,” pointed out one of the more husky 3rd graders who enjoys walking from scrum to scrum.
“Mr Crossfit games over here”
“Who do you think you are, coming down here looking like you haven’t eaten your family labrador”
“How’s the nerve on him,” chimed in another, quickly realising the ramifications of having one of their own race through the fitness drills at a decent enough pace.
“He’s gonna be asking for a Bronco to start off”
“Get fucked Brett, go and have a good hard look at yourself mate,” said another, with the group now refusing to talk to the young man.
“Go and play Victorian leg kicks, I don’t think you are welcome down here”
“He probably doesn’t even wanna talk shit about the in-laws”
